Lyrics

Glitters N Gold

All that Glitters is Gold, Is that what you’re told? Is that what you’re told?
Darling all that Glitters is Gold, Is that what you’re told? Is that what you’re told?


Smashmouth they said it best in their ’99 album with platinum hits
My favorites are the cream and gold, ever, ever, ever try to break the mold


Chewie on the millennium falcon, this songs about the Millenials outcome
And what the rest has to say today, trip flip floppity got news has changed


All that Glitters is Gold, Is that what you’re told? Is that what you’re told?
Darling all that Glitters is Gold, Is that what you’re told? Is that what you’re told?


Played t-ball when you were young, Didn’t stop sucking on the thumb
Super Smash Brothers was the game, Kerbie, Fox, Samus and I’ll put you to shame


Everyone is glittered in gold, Last place trophy, plastic in mold
Twinkie and juice box in the ninth inning, Life’s about having fun and not about winning


All that Glitters is Gold, Is that what you’re told? Is that what you’re told?
Darling all that Glitters is Gold, Is that what you’re told? Is that what you’re told?


Flash forward a couple years or so, Anxiety, depression, entitled souls
Flat-bills looking straight down at their phones, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, stoned
Ha - huh, pass the bag of Cheetos, Hah-hu dude pass the bag of Cheetos

Look at what the world has come, Divided nation youth, oh
Go ahead and sit on your high horse, And blame the ones who be


A nation divided, consuming thieves, consuming thieves
Consuming thieves, consuming thieves, consuming thieves

Well all that Glitters is Gold, Is that what you’re told? Is that what you’re told?
Well darling, all that Glitters is Gold, Is that what you’re told?
Well you can watch the story unfold, Unfold ohh-ohh-ohhh yeah

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First Stone

When I was seventeen

My brother came to me and said “Hey look you there, what are you doing with your hair?”

I told him “screw off” as teenagers do

Went about my life, cheap bottle of whiskey, tattoo

Went to school where the institution learned me, sitting in room 103, professor says “I’ll see you after class”

You better get those grades up boy, don’t finish life in last

I barely graduated, found my way to Salem

Still drinking the whiskey and pops thinks I’m a failure

I’m not one to bitch and moan, no I’m not one to grunt or groan

But if you’re so fucking perfect why don’t you, cast the first stone

Woah - oh - oh - ohhh

My buddies all chopped their hair became slave to their desk and chairs on New York and Wall Street or Hollywood and some crazy pipe dreams

Sitting here mowing my lawn, while they jerk off to stocks and bonds

Billboard charts and Bieber songs

I barely graduated found my way to Salem

Still drinking the whiskey and pops thinks I’m a failure

I’m not one to bitch and moan no I’m not one to grunt or groan but if you’re so fucking perfect why don’t you cast the first stone

Through the ups and downs of your west coast pace and Bernie made off in 2008

I’ll raise a glass of whiskey straight to you

I’m not one to bitch and moan no I’m not one to grunt or groan but if you’re so fucking perfect why don’t you cast the first stone

Woah - woah - woah - woahhh

Woah - oh - oh -ohhhhh

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